Warning nerdish humour .. ( having one of those days / weeks / months / I don’t know whats )

I find myself unsubscribing more and more from newsletters these days they are time consuming and mostly not relevant to me. I quite like the one click scenario however it’s flawed in some respects that I can forward a newsletter to a friend as I often do and they’ll end up with my one click link Today I found myself unsubscribing from the Dublin City Enterprise Board emails … I think I’d been at an event a while back so they signed me up as a result. Firstly I was required to login … really don’t remember setting up an account but anyways I found their Reminder Sent...

So I see the journal have their hands on the TDs expenses for the country. I see a total figure of around the 6 million mark for their expenses €6,041,840.76 that’s 165 claiming expenses and one didn’t Averaging that out we get €36,617.22 per TD NICE!!! What’s the minimum wage again in Ireland? It looks to be €1,461.85 a month? So that’s €17,542.2 a year? double that and it’s €35,084.4 just under the average TD expenses ( lets not forget they are on €90,000 salaries as well?? ) So quick maths 2 * 165 = 330 minimum wage jobs (rough figures as always with...

I’ve been lying here in bed for the last hour or two unable to sleep as I do from time to time and my mind inevitably wanders to the news and what’s happening at the moment and I start thinking about the whole Stop SOPA Ireland thing. I laugh a little to myself and start to wonder How many people actually know what it’s all about? How many people are speaking out against SOPA Ireland cus they are afraid they won’t be able to download their favourite TV show? How many are having their voice heard that they don’t want to be bullied by the big corporations? How many are...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”